Fun fact: I hate Christmas music.
I attribute my hatred to the fact that my Christmas schedule since 1986 has included multiple concert performances. After a while, you get really, really sick of the literature.
So this year, instead of actually listening to Christmas music, I decided: What if I just found the median Christmas song and listened to that?
I asked Botnik for help, and Botnik did provide.
If you want to do more caroling with Botnik, the predictive keyboard I used is here.
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